140 Cracking Funny Slogans, Sayings, and Phrases

Coming up with a compelling slogan demands that you pack a punch with only a few words. It should be simple, memorable, and powerful.

Most importantly, it should communicate a message that resonates deeply with audience.

I mention some great funny slogans to help you. But before diving in, let’s first look at some best slogan examples.

These are some of the best examples of catchy slogans that will inspire your ideas:

Apple – Think Different

Nike – Just Do It

McDonalds – I’m Lovin’ It

Coca-Cola – Happiness is Real

Google – Don’t Be Evil

Microsoft – Life Is Good

Facebook – It’s quick and easy

Twitter – What Happens On The Internet Stays On The Internet

Virgin Airlines – No Fear

Starbucks – You Get What You Give

Zappos – Delivering Happiness

Whole Foods Market – Eat Food. Drink Better.

Southwest Airlines – “The Spirit Of Adventure”

American Express – Because We Care

Target – Always Low Prices Everyday

United States Postal Service – Forever Stampin’ Out Junk Mail

Nordstrom – Buy More, Save More

Urban Outfitters – Anything Can Be Art

Inspiring, right? Now, let us look at some funny slogans:

Life is a pretty cheesy game, but at least it has good graphics

Smoking helps you relax in the graveyard

Behind every Great man is a woman rolling her eyes

Potty like a rock star

Don’t do drugs, Alcohol is effective

Cool people don’t need to go to school

No one ever says, “It’s only a game“ When their team is winning

Whatever hits the fan will not be distributed evenly

I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens

It is not Cheating, it’s a team work

Dear math grow up and solve your Problems

There’s life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link

I am not lazy, I am just on my Energy saving mode

Life is short, smile while you still have teeth

3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions

Happiness is your last exam paper

Dear math, I’m not a therapist, solve your own problems

Life is too short to remove USB safely

My life is very complicated drinking game

Life is a bitch so learn how to play it

Funny Slogans

Conserve water, shower with a friend!

Smoke because life is too long

Weight, I’m gainin’ it

Keep calm & bunk from school

Rule of math, if it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong

My favorite Subject in school is nothing

Sex is not the answer, yes is the answer

Life is designed to kick your ass

On the other hand, you have different fingers

I hate math but I love counting money

Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you

All my life, I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips

Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control

Keep calm & say no to school

The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive

Homework because 7 hours of school wasn’t enough

Life’s too short to go to school

Don’t Funk With Mother Nature

Go Green, There is no Planet B

Keep the Earth clean not only your bed

Save water & drink champagne

Your mouth is a key of your health

Growing up is amazing, until you get old!

Save the planet, we have nowhere else to go!

School: Seven crappy hours of our life

I am on a VODKA diet!

Math, mental abuse to humans

High school looks so much cooler on TV

Everything is funnier when you’re not allowed to laugh

Without school it’s really hard to know what day it is

Funny Slogans

What are some catchy funny phrases?

An onion a day keeps everyone away

Fat free is the way to be

Drugs, because life is supposed to suck

Eat smart, Don’t fart

Shortcuts cut life short

Facebook: We know more about you than the FBI

After Tuesday even the calendar say W T F

Stop! School ahead

I’m 35% funny & 75% bad at Math

Be alert, your wife needs you

You can’t be late until you show up.

When all else fails, lower your standards.

Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.

I’m objective; I object to everything.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

When there’s a will, I want to be in it!

Overpopulation… too much of a good thing.

It could be worse. What if sex was fattening?

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

69 percent people find something dirty in every sentence

Heaven won’t take me and hell’s afraid I’ll take over.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

Campers: Nature’s way of feeding mosquitoes.

I don’t find it hard to meet expenses. They’re everywhere.

Don’t steal. The government hates competition.

If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.

voices in my head may not be real but they have some good ideas

I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Funny Sayings

I’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient

practice safe lunch use condiments

My favorite exercise is smiling

My reality check just bounced.

I’m not a snob. I’m just better than you are.

Dangerously under-medicated.

Get out of my bubble

Healthy hearts keep the beat

Give Peas a Chance

I go bananas for fruits

Fruity Snakes make me just peachy

What is life? I don’t know

I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.

I don’t need your attitude, I have my own.

Always remember you’re unique, like everyone else

Diplomacy – the art of letting someone have your way.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. ~ Tom Stoppard

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

The easiest way to get a healthy body is to marry one

Dear Math, I’m not a therapist Solve your own Problems

People say nothing is impossible, But I do nothing everyday

My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, and it’s gone.

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems

The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do

I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway

The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes

If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain

Life is a pretty cheesy game, but at least it has good graphics

Stress is caused by giving a fuck

Funny Sayings

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How To Come Up With A Catchy Slogan That Resonates Deeply With Audience

Write down all the ideas that pop into your head.

Once you have exhausted all the ideas, choose the ones that resonate deep within you and start developing them further.

When you are done brainstorming, review the list of picked slogan ideas and pick out the ones that you like the most.

Inspire your ideas from other funny related slogans.

Choose 3–4 slogans from the list and develop them further.

Choose the final funny slogan.

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