Coming up with a compelling slogan demands that you pack a punch with only a few words. It should be simple, memorable, and powerful.
Most importantly, it should communicate a message that resonates deeply with audience.
I mention some great condom slogans to help you. But before diving in, let’s first look at some best slogan examples.
These are some of the best examples of catchy slogans that will inspire your ideas:
Apple – Think Different
Nike – Just Do It
McDonalds – I’m Lovin’ It
Coca-Cola – Happiness is Real
Google – Don’t Be Evil
Microsoft – Life Is Good
Facebook – It’s quick and easy
Twitter – What Happens On The Internet Stays On The Internet
Virgin Airlines – No Fear
Starbucks – You Get What You Give
Zappos – Delivering Happiness
Whole Foods Market – Eat Food. Drink Better.
Southwest Airlines – “The Spirit Of Adventure”
American Express – Because We Care
Target – Always Low Prices Everyday
United States Postal Service – Forever Stampin’ Out Junk Mail
Nordstrom – Buy More, Save More
Urban Outfitters – Anything Can Be Art
Inspiring, right? Now, let us look at some condom slogans:
Contain that sputum before you use him
Cover old pete then grind her meat
It won’t be funny with a coatless dummy
Dress that erection to make a deflection
Cover your stone before you bone
Garage the tractor then attack her
Protect your screw to catch that glue
Cap that seeder before you breed her
The right selection, is to protect your erection
House your noodle then release your strudel
Cap your flapper then sniff her snapper
Canvas that trailer before you nail her
When in doubt shroud you spout
Can your worm before you squirm
Constrain your gem to catch the flem
Balloon your baboon the moon tune her poon
Coat that slimmer before you prime her
Wrap that tool to catch the drool
Restrain your lantern then stick it in her cavern
Before you penetrate hide your magistrate
Before you drive her protect that diver
Condom Slogans
Confine your fascinate before it regurgitates
Avoid a frown, contain your clown
Wrap your rail then fill her pail
If you think she’ll sigh, cover old one eye
Bag your elm then take the helm
Trim your hardwood then do her real good
Cover old sly then do her dry
Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle
Don’t be a fool, vulcanize your tool
No glove, no love
Contain that leach then mash her peach
Wrap that stiffer then let him sniff her
Don’t be a loner, cover your boner
House that bottle then mash her throttle
Holster your gun then shootings more fun
Prune that stalk then make her squawk
Box your blister then poke her in the whiskers
Stop the stream before you cream
Cover your pipe you dumb ass wipe
Don’t make a mistake, cover your snake
Contain that viper before you pipe her
It’s always funky to cage your monkey
Blanket old juicy then plug old loosey
Don’t be a fool cover your tool
Don’t surprise her plug your Geyser
Cloak your hitter then go split her
Wrap that pickle then slip her a tickle
Cork your pump or you don’t hump
Bag the mole then do her hole
Glove your chimney before you come in me
What are some catchy condom phrases?
Cover your peter it will be much neater
Sash that hash then thrash that gash
You can’t go wrong, if you shield your dong
She won’t bristle if you wrap your whistle
Package your meat for a real neat treat
Twist your wick then stick that prick
It won’t be fun with an unwrapped thumb
Wrap that Steed then trample her weeds
Cover your vein then drive her insane
Wrap your bate before you mate
Shroud your trout then make her shout
Restrain your log then plow her bog
It’s not much money to catch your honey
Can your spam then bam that mam
Cover your steamer before you ream her
Protect your dink then fluff her mink
Stitch that switch then itch her niche
Contain that bass for a swim in her glass
Shed old spot then do her slot
After detection sheath your erection
Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle
If you really love her, wear a cover
Cloak the joker before you poke her
Cover your stump before you hump
Cover your limb before you swim
Hide ole harry then take her cherry
Cover old Bart then dart her tart
Sock that wanger before you bang her
She won’t get sick if you wrap your dick
No unwrapped stags get between my legs
Condom Sayings
Hat that chef then scramble her cleft
Sheath that knife she ain’t your wife
Contain old Doug then clean her rug
Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil
Wrap that rod then please her bod
A crank with armor, will never harm her
Can your knob then throb her swab
Drawer your pip then split her lips
Even If she’s eager, protect her beaver
Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
Protect that fish then dip it in the dish
If your nude tube your dude
Conceal your train don’t cause her pain
If you go into heat, package your meat
Secure that ladder then drain your bladder
Jail your number then call the plumber
Guard your peter before you meet her
Pouch your associate then go fornicate
Hood that match then scratch that thatch
Clothe the boner before you hone her
Blanket your twitch then hump that bitch
Wrap your spout to catch the trout
Garnish your oak then give her a poke
Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel
Cover that lumber before you pump her
Cover you post then slice her roast
It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
Cage that snake then shake and bake
Wrap that spout then bore her out
Cuff your carrot before you share it
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How To Come Up With A Catchy Slogan That Resonates Deeply With Audience
Write down all the ideas that pop into your head.
Once you have exhausted all the ideas, choose the ones that resonate deep within you and start developing them further.
When you are done brainstorming, review the list of picked slogan ideas and pick out the ones that you like the most.
Inspire your ideas from other condom related slogans.
Choose 3–4 slogans from the list and develop them further.
Choose the final condom slogan.
